Picture of the day:
Today I went in for CT scans to see if the cancer has spread to my lungs. CT scans are like a really shitty amusement park ride- you hold your arms out above your head and hold your breath for... nothing really. The bed moves a couple feet. I want my tickets back.
My conversation with the technician went as follows:
her: "You have cancer, right?"
me: "uh, yeah."
her: "oh but you're too yooouuung to have cancer..."
me: "that's what they tell me."
her: "do you smoke?"
her: "see, that makes me feel so bad (laughs). I smoke but you're the one with cancer."
ahhahaha hilarious, I know.