Tuesday, March 31, 2009

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They're too weak to climb the ladder.

What's the real reason Biggie was bald?
Chemo money mo' problems!

What's the difference between a skinhead and a cancer patient?
The skinhead's not going to die from a horrible, incurable disease.


oh snap!

8 comments:

Aunt Les said...

Another difference between a skinhead and a chemo baldy...
The baldy is much more enlightened!!

Luke said...

I don't have nothing but a joke too. Just hopes for giggles in other days Kaylin.

What do you call a person who has a compulsion to get lymphoma over and over again?
A lymphomaniac.

Psiplex said...

Cancer separates your 'friends' from your 'real friends'. The real ones hook up with you and don't notice a difference in the 'real you'. They treat you the same as when you are on top of the world and when you are knocked over by the shitty side effects of cancer treatment. They want you with them despite all that has happened to your raggedy body. They still break your stones as if you were 100% healthy. Gotta love your true friends :-)

rackled said...

OMG, the first one was hilarious. The last one is a little too dark for me...

kaylin marie said...

hah, I know, way dark. The original version even said "cancer victim" instead of patient. If it offends me it must be good, right?

aunt les said...

Another difference between a skinhead and a "chemohead"....
The chemohead has way better tatoos!
With love

Valerie said...

Kaylin- I hope you're doing great! I'm coming to Sacaramento in May. We must meet up. I love you!

Kelly Kane said...

Hey there... just stumbled and laughed at your blog and your jokes and your tag line for your blog! You = hilarious :)

Keep making cancer your bitch!

XO
Kelly aka www.chemopalooza.com