How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They're too weak to climb the ladder.
What's the real reason Biggie was bald?
Chemo money mo' problems!
What's the difference between a skinhead and a cancer patient?
The skinhead's not going to die from a horrible, incurable disease.
oh snap!
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terminally illin'
I am an artist and writer diagnosed with a rare form of bone cancer called Ewing's Sarcoma. This is an attempt to document my process and provide inspiration for other twenty-somethings who refuse to go the way of headscarves and hospital gowns. I mean, really? Cancer is fucking hilarious.
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8 comments:
Another difference between a skinhead and a chemo baldy...
The baldy is much more enlightened!!
I don't have nothing but a joke too. Just hopes for giggles in other days Kaylin.
What do you call a person who has a compulsion to get lymphoma over and over again?
A lymphomaniac.
Cancer separates your 'friends' from your 'real friends'. The real ones hook up with you and don't notice a difference in the 'real you'. They treat you the same as when you are on top of the world and when you are knocked over by the shitty side effects of cancer treatment. They want you with them despite all that has happened to your raggedy body. They still break your stones as if you were 100% healthy. Gotta love your true friends :-)
OMG, the first one was hilarious. The last one is a little too dark for me...
hah, I know, way dark. The original version even said "cancer victim" instead of patient. If it offends me it must be good, right?
Another difference between a skinhead and a "chemohead"....
The chemohead has way better tatoos!
With love
Kaylin- I hope you're doing great! I'm coming to Sacaramento in May. We must meet up. I love you!
Hey there... just stumbled and laughed at your blog and your jokes and your tag line for your blog! You = hilarious :)
Keep making cancer your bitch!
XO
Kelly aka www.chemopalooza.com
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